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New Album Review: Nature by Flotation Walls

Nature, the debut album from Columbus, Ohio group Flotation Walls, hasn't stopped playing for me since I got my hands on the disc last week.

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XKCD: Venting

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Too Many Kiddie Cooks Spoil the Broth

Slate's Regina Schrambling explains "why the kiddie foodie movement has to go":

Science on Kissing Cousins: Two Thumbs Up?

Here is a fascinating synopsis article from the Public Libraries of Science on the scientific defensibility of US laws that prohibit marriage between cousins. The big twist: there ain't none.

Jerry Seinfeld bringing reality series to NBC

Jerry Seinfeld is returning to NBC as producer of a comic reality series where celebrities and a referee try to help squabbling couples make peace.

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Last Viner Standing Friday Special Topic: Dirty Nostalgia and Laughing at You!

At our last, super fun, although poorly-attended, show in Athens, Ohio, Flotation Walls painstakingly brainstormed this challenge. And then we got a new job, wrote a grant and left our guitar at the venue. And then we forgot about it.

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A new track from Kaki King and Mountain Goats: "Thank You Mario But Our Princess Is In Another Castle"

Kaki King and John Darnielle recorded this tune, sung from the perspective of Toad, as part of a new six-track EP.

A president, not a saviour

As the conventions celebrate the anointed, it's worth exploring how our long slide away from the Founding Fathers' modest notion of presidential responsibility has left us with a dysfunctional politics and a bloated imperial presidency.

Drunk, High, Naked Driver Crashes Into Parked Car While Masturbating... But Wait, There's More!

Canadian James Boppre, former owner of a successful landscaping business, was on parole with house arrest on condition of sobriety after drunk driving and weapons convictions. On the evening of July 30th, Boppre fell off the wagon in a serious way.

Monkey eludes dragnet at Tokyo train station

Morning train commuters in Tokyo were joined on their way to work by an unusual companion Wednesday: a wild monkey.

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Newly released files show Julia Child was a spy

Before Julia Child became known to the world as a leading chef, she admitted at least one failing when applying for a job as a spy: impulsiveness. Details about Child's background as a government agent come into the public spotlight Thursday with the National Archives' release of more than 35,000 top-secret personnel files of World War II-era spies. The CIA held this information for decades.

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How to [Tactfully] Tell People They Sound Racist

Jay Smooth is a prominent video blogger in NYC. He has a very articulate way of conceptualizing and conveying his messages that gets to the heart of current events. More of his videos can be found at www.illdoctrine.com

Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad

Attention, America: Paris has spoken. Paris Hilton, the blonde, doe-eyed celebrity thrust into the presidential campaign in an ad by Republican candidate John McCain, issued a tart rebuttal Tuesday, albeit in a scantily clad, tongue-in-cheek kind of way.

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Cooking Hotness: the Trust Fund Po' Boy

Ah, irony: the perfect companion to a well-cooked meal. My skiving boyfriend loved this special sumpin', and so will you. It's my response to Tamh's last cooking hotness challenge! Here's what you'll need for two sandwiches: Homemade salsa verde, tossed around a bit

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Coach gets five years for something that he did ten years ago

An Upper Arlington High School teacher and coach had "a relationship" with a 15-year-old girl. Thanks to Ohio's 20-year statute of limitations on sex crimes, nearly a decade later, he's going to jail for it.

Cooking Hotness: Dress your salad

Somehow, between sleep and Metal Gear, I managed to tend to my garden. I was clipping my salad greens, which were wildly overgrown, when what should I discover but two small snails feasting happily from stem to stalk.

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Legislation would kill income tax in Ohio

Some Ohio legislators think that the best way to combat a plummeting economy is to eliminate state income tax, a move that would save Ohio taxpayers almost a thousand dollars a year on average. Income taxes account for 43% of state revenue in Ohio.

Black music and Outer Space: Lil Wayne, Tha Carter III, and the Afronaut invasion

Many white rockers—Pink Floyd and David Bowie, most prominently—have taken to the cosmos for inspiration, but space has played a particularly vital role in the articulation of African-American musical identity.

Columbus, Ohio Unveils 20-Year Bicycle Master Plan

Joining a growing number of cities, including New York, Seattle, Chicago, London and Copenhagen, Columbus, Ohio has just unveiled a $167.6 million, 288-page, 20-year plan to make the city more bicycle friendly.

'VitaminWater' Tops Lists of Unhealthiest Drinks

It named VitaminWater from Glaceua as the worst supposedly healthy drink. A 20-ounce bottle contains 130 calories and 33 grams of sugar. In a typical 2,000-calorie diet, that would be about 6.5 percent of the recommended amount.

Deadly Iowa Tornado Rated as EF5

A tornado that ravaged northeast Iowa towns and left seven people dead was the strongest the state has seen in more than 30 years, officials said Tuesday.

Manson ranch dig called off with no bodies found

Investigators and scientists went to Charles Manson's last hideout to hunt for clandestine graves that could contain other possible victims. The closest thing they found were animal bones.

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The Ride of Silence

National Bike to Work Week is just about wrapped up. I'm sad to say I missed most of the event because of wind and rain, but this Wednesday I'll be ready and waiting on the Statehouse lawn, helmet in hand, ready to embark on this year's closing ceremony: Ride of Silence.

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Vinemeet: Followup

Thanks to everybody who came to Vinemeet this weekend. It was great to see some familiar faces and finally put new ones to old names. Here's who showed up (more or less in order of appearance):

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