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The word "random" means occurring without definite aim, reason or pattern, and yet it seems to be disproportionately distributed in the speech patterns of young people under 30. I'd estimate nine out of ten times I hear the word "random," it is used out of context, in a slang context, or just plain incorrectly.
Broaden your vocabularies, kids! Here are 13 words that are more descriptive, more eloquent, and certainly less random than "random."
Instead of describing an event as "random," try:
Arbitrary, meaning subject to individual will or judgment without discretion, as an arbitrary decision.
Capricious, meaning subject to whim or caprice.
Chance, as in a chance encounter.
Instead of using "random" to describe someone's unexpected behaviour, try:
Casual, perfunctory or slapdash, meaning unplanned, unintentional or careless, as in a casual remark, a perfunctory reaction or slapdash manner.
Instead of using "random" to denote something of interest, try:
Fascinating, compelling or provocative. These are all words you guys know. Use them!!
If you're about to describe a sequence of events or grouping of objects which are unrelated, how about:
Miscellaneous, meaning an unrelated grouping of things, such as thoughts.
Sundry, meaning varied, as in a sundry of feelings.
Instead of using "random" to judge a person or event, try:
Confused, meaning indistinct or indiscernable. "I'm feeling confused today."
Baffling, as in a baffling opinion.
Please, young folk, try to be conscious of when you use, or are about to use, the word "random." Consider the pain you may cause me, your friend and fellow English speaker. Use better words! Or, if you must use "random," use it thusly:
"We had a ridiculous night last night. We met a couple of randoms at the bar and did it the @!$%# up! Wish you'd have been there."
Revised: 19 March, 2:20PM
