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Big Smoke Minimeet: We Made It!

Yeah! Where's the whiskey?!?!?!!

...what time is it again?

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Here we are. Here's Viki's "here we are" article.

We got searched at the border. I knew from the beginning that the customs officer had it out for us. I mean, he said "bonjour" for Chrissake, and didn't even bother to smile. My car was violated in ways I never imagined, from which I'll never recover. I was interrogated by the most Canadian-sounding Canadians I've ever met. Except maybe my Nan.

No other nonwhites in the waiting area. There were three Arabs, one black American, two Africans, an Asian boy (my friend Mike, who hitched a ride with us to visit his friend in London), myself (ethnically Ukrainian...bigots...) and Viki (an innocent Irish-looking bystander). The American guy said he'd been in the waiting room for more than two hours. We were served after ten, maybe fifteen, minutes.

I'm paying for wireless. We raised hell at the desk in hopes that we'll get a refund to this effect.

Parking dubious. I have to get up before eight to feed the metre. We're moving to the Holiday Inn as soon as we're sober.

We're going out. We're going out. We went out. Now we're back. Who's drinking?

Oh, and Frank made it, too.

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{"commentId":1251600,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}

Uh, woot?

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  • 3 votes
Reply#1 - Fri Dec 7, 2007 10:45 PM EST
{"commentId":1251604,"authorDomain":"Brad-Leclerc"}

I'll be in my corner grumbling quietly to myself....

Oh, and w00t!

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Reply#2 - Fri Dec 7, 2007 10:48 PM EST
{"commentId":1251699,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}

You don't leave your house ever, do ya. :)

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  • 3 votes
#2.1 - Fri Dec 7, 2007 11:31 PM EST
{"commentId":1251714,"authorDomain":"Brad-Leclerc"}

I was out of my house today, thank you very much! Mind you, it probably will be a few days before I bother going out again....but still...:P

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#2.2 - Fri Dec 7, 2007 11:46 PM EST
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{"commentId":1251607,"authorDomain":"farmer"}

Waiting?????

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Reply#3 - Fri Dec 7, 2007 10:50 PM EST
{"commentId":1251700,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}

Waiting?????? Yes?

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  • 2 votes
#3.1 - Fri Dec 7, 2007 11:32 PM EST
{"commentId":1251706,"authorDomain":"farmer"}

For????

And what happened to Myk?

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  • 2 votes
#3.2 - Fri Dec 7, 2007 11:39 PM EST
{"commentId":1251719,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}

For???? Pictures?

He wasn't feeling well. Didn't make it. :(

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  • 3 votes
#3.3 - Fri Dec 7, 2007 11:47 PM EST
{"commentId":1251768,"authorDomain":"thevineofhob"}

He's a lightweight :-)

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  • 3 votes
#3.4 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 12:17 AM EST
{"commentId":1251785,"authorDomain":"darkside"}

Myk is a figment of your imagination!

...and he's not feeling well. Hope ya'll have fun and it's a shame I couldn't make it.

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  • 6 votes
#3.5 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 12:26 AM EST
{"commentId":1251795,"authorDomain":"farmer"}

I wasn't missing him or anything. Just wondering. Smoke? Indian Powwow?

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#3.6 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 12:33 AM EST
{"commentId":1251886,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}
Smoke? Indian Powwow?

And how!!

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  • 3 votes
#3.7 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 1:59 AM EST
{"commentId":1252048,"authorDomain":"tang"}
it's a shame I couldn't make it.

There goes the streak.

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  • 2 votes
#3.8 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 6:32 AM EST
{"commentId":1252257,"authorDomain":"fawnshore"}
There goes the streak.

Yeah, Myk was the only one to make it to every single one of these affairs .....sort of a human Rubber Chicken. Speaking of Rubber Chickens....Calvin, it's been brought to my attention that you have separated Dr. Frank from his beloved Sheila and now no one knows where she is. You'll never become a Holy Cleric of the Order at this rate.
Mini-meaters, expect a call later tonight when you're good n' plastered.

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  • 5 votes
#3.9 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 9:07 AM EST
{"commentId":1252307,"authorDomain":"PrimarySources"}

I'm sorry to miss you Myk...and since Viki, Ryan and Jon have all been before, I can't help but think it was me that made you ill this time around...

: (

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  • 3 votes
#3.10 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 9:36 AM EST
{"commentId":1252406,"authorDomain":"vikibabbles"}

Yippee! Call us!!!

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  • 3 votes
#3.11 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 10:31 AM EST
{"commentId":1252474,"authorDomain":"darkside"}

Haha, it wasn't you, Synth. No worries. I'll meet you next time!

But @!$%#, the streak, I forgot. I guess this one didn't count in my head cuz it's just a minimeet... bah, great, another reason to be bummed out about missing it :-P

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#3.12 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 10:59 AM EST
{"commentId":1252754,"authorDomain":"paperdragon"}

Unfortunately my streak is still intact.

I still haven't met any Viners.

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  • 4 votes
#3.13 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 1:07 PM EST
{"commentId":1252772,"authorDomain":"Brad-Leclerc"}
I still haven't met any Viners.

I'm right there with ya :(

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  • 3 votes
#3.14 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 1:16 PM EST
{"commentId":1252798,"authorDomain":"tang"}
Calvin, it's been brought to my attention that you have separated Dr. Frank from his beloved Sheila and now no one knows where she is. You'll never become a Holy Cleric of the Order at this rate.

Walt, Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder.

Sheila was taken by ScooterDMan to rwarner in Florida, who will then bring Sheila to meet up with Djehuty and Tamh in Tasmania. Jon will make sure that Frank meets her there for an Indian Summer Downunder, isn't that romantic?

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  • 5 votes
#3.15 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 1:27 PM EST
{"commentId":1253063,"authorDomain":"thevineofhob"}

Myk never had a streak, he missed the first one with Claus, Celestina and oldfogey in NC ;-)

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  • 5 votes
#3.16 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 3:35 PM EST
{"commentId":1253452,"authorDomain":"fawnshore"}
Sheila was taken by ScooterDMan to rwarner in Florida,

Um....you might want to check on that.... Sheila is MIA.

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  • 3 votes
#3.17 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 6:43 PM EST
{"commentId":1253735,"authorDomain":"tang"}

No, she's not... ScooterDMan just has a thing for her, so he's loathe to part ways.

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#3.18 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 8:37 PM EST
{"commentId":1253845,"authorDomain":"scooterdman"}

SHEILA IS NOT MISSING.

She is fine. She's been living on top of my microwave for the past month. I missed rwarner over Thanksgiving, so I'll have to make the Sheila drop over Xmas.

Here's proof that she's alive an well. (Note the datestamp).

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#3.19 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 9:28 PM EST
{"commentId":1253862,"authorDomain":"tang"}

I don't think being so close to a source of microwave radiation is good for a pregnant chick(en).

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#3.20 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 9:35 PM EST
{"commentId":1254230,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

And you know this how? And why wasnt Calvin present at this meet?

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  • 3 votes
#3.21 - Sun Dec 9, 2007 12:59 AM EST
{"commentId":1254844,"authorDomain":"fawnshore"}
Here's proof that she's alive an well. (Note the datestamp).

Scooter, do you mind removing your fingers from Sheila's rump? It's best not to incur the wrath of Dr. Frank.

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  • 4 votes
#3.22 - Sun Dec 9, 2007 11:28 AM EST
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{"commentId":1251631,"authorDomain":"bigmomma"}

We expect Lots and Lots of pictures! Have fun......

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  • 4 votes
Reply#4 - Fri Dec 7, 2007 11:01 PM EST
{"commentId":1251679,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}

I can't promise pictures, they will all be compromising.

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  • 3 votes
#4.1 - Fri Dec 7, 2007 11:21 PM EST
{"commentId":1251691,"authorDomain":"bigmomma"}

We like compromising.....

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  • 6 votes
#4.2 - Fri Dec 7, 2007 11:26 PM EST
{"commentId":1251762,"authorDomain":"TeddRi"}
We like compromising.

More ! More !

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#4.3 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 12:11 AM EST
{"commentId":1251770,"authorDomain":"PamelaDrew"}
We like compromising.....

Ah, the truth beyond getting smarter, we love tacky, especially when it's Viners taking a walk on the wild side.

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#4.4 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 12:19 AM EST
{"commentId":1251888,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}
Ah, the truth beyond getting smarter, we love tacky, especially when it's Viners taking a walk on the wild side.

Apparently. Indeed, it's time we got naked.

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#4.5 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 2:00 AM EST
{"commentId":1254232,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Apparently. Indeed, it's time we got naked.

I'm already -- wait,

no, not really.

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#4.6 - Sun Dec 9, 2007 1:01 AM EST
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{"commentId":1251916,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}

Updated! Check the inserted text above for touch-ups.

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Reply#5 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 2:23 AM EST
{"commentId":1252191,"authorDomain":"vikibabbles"}

My head hurts.

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Reply#6 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 8:35 AM EST
{"commentId":1252203,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}

Aww, Viki. My shoulders hurt!

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  • 3 votes
#6.1 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 8:43 AM EST
{"commentId":1252388,"authorDomain":"Brad-Leclerc"}

Too....many....possible....jokes....... *explodes*

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#6.2 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 10:19 AM EST
{"commentId":1252409,"authorDomain":"vikibabbles"}

My head is starting to feel better, especially since we are now in a better hotel. One with a lobby. And a view of the city, rather than a view of either a wall or the street.

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    #6.3 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 10:33 AM EST
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    {"commentId":1252264,"authorDomain":"PrimarySources"}

    I just hope you all have some steam left for tonite!

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    Reply#7 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 9:10 AM EST
    {"commentId":1252266,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}

    We were slow boating it last night. I'm ready to live it up today.

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    • 2 votes
    #7.1 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 9:13 AM EST
    {"commentId":1252304,"authorDomain":"PrimarySources"}

    Outstanding. If I get into town early, I'll call and see if we can link up ahead of schedule. If not, we'll see you at the Bull at six.

    Slightly off-topic, Ryan, did you get a chance to do some clubbin' last night?

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    • 1 vote
    #7.2 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 9:34 AM EST
    {"commentId":1252319,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}
    Slightly off-topic, Ryan, did you get a chance to do some clubbin' last night?

    Sadly, no...

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    • 2 votes
    #7.3 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 9:41 AM EST
    {"commentId":1252336,"authorDomain":"PrimarySources"}

    Well, then....my selfish and slightly fossil-ish requirements aside, I guess it will have to be tonight!

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    • 1 vote
    #7.4 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 9:52 AM EST
    {"commentId":1288285,"authorDomain":"sphinx"}

    Slightly off-topic, Ryan, did you get a chance to do some clubbin' last night?

    Sadly, no...

    Ryan, did you guys manage to go clubbing at all during the minimeet?

    If not, (and even if so) we absolutely need to hit the Guvernment sometime... sometime warm.

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    • 2 votes
    #7.5 - Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:09 AM EST
    {"commentId":1288561,"authorDomain":"prompt"}

    Jack - have you been? If not, I can only imagine you would love it.

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    • 3 votes
    #7.6 - Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:57 AM EST
    {"commentId":1288751,"authorDomain":"vikibabbles"}

    We did not go clubbing at all. Probably due to the old lady we had with us. Though, the young folks could have gone without her. ;)

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    • 2 votes
    #7.7 - Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:07 AM EST
    {"commentId":1290720,"authorDomain":"PrimarySources"}

    Jack, I've never been to Guvernment...but back in my day, when dinosaurs ruled the earth, it was RPM, and it was IMHO the best nightclub in TO. Certainly, it was the only one with a 1960 Lincoln Continental convertible and matching JFK/Jackie O mannequins hanging from the ceiling...Psychedelic Mondays ruled!

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    • 3 votes
    #7.8 - Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:49 PM EST
    {"commentId":1291803,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}

    No clubbing, Jack, but you're on!

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      #7.9 - Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:51 AM EST
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      {"commentId":1252408,"authorDomain":"monicad"}

      no more pics yet? ss, what's up? No video of the violation of your car? :) Not that I'm into violating type videos.

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      • 4 votes
      Reply#8 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 10:32 AM EST
      {"commentId":1253341,"authorDomain":"LAUHAL63"}

      Woooohoooooo! Have a great time. I demand more pictures. Pretty please. :)

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      • 3 votes
      Reply#9 - Sat Dec 8, 2007 5:46 PM EST
      {"commentId":1254826,"authorDomain":"PrimarySources"}

      I'll have a couple more pics to go with my Minimeet article...shortly....

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      • 3 votes
      #9.1 - Sun Dec 9, 2007 11:17 AM EST
      {"commentId":1255100,"authorDomain":"PrimarySources"}

      Y'know...Lauhal...as someone who reading these articles always wants more pix, I can now say I understand why Vinemeeters don't ever publish enough to keep us happy.

      There is too much debauchery and riotous behaviour to be able to get enough time to take pics.

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      • 5 votes
      #9.2 - Sun Dec 9, 2007 1:49 PM EST
      {"commentId":1255122,"authorDomain":"deatienza"}

      There couldn't have been that much debauchery. There were only four of you!

      Oh wait, Viki was there. Nevermind.

      ;)

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      • 8 votes
      #9.3 - Sun Dec 9, 2007 1:58 PM EST
      {"commentId":1255133,"authorDomain":"PrimarySources"}
      There were only four of you!

      Yes. The Gang of Four.

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      • 5 votes
      #9.4 - Sun Dec 9, 2007 2:04 PM EST
      {"commentId":1255393,"authorDomain":"LAUHAL63"}

      *sigh* My friends are pigs. :)

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      • 3 votes
      #9.5 - Sun Dec 9, 2007 4:36 PM EST
      {"commentId":1255707,"authorDomain":"PrimarySources"}

      ...and you just hate that, doncha...

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      • 4 votes
      #9.6 - Sun Dec 9, 2007 6:39 PM EST
      {"commentId":1256070,"authorDomain":"LAUHAL63"}

      oink. oink.

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      • 4 votes
      #9.7 - Sun Dec 9, 2007 9:42 PM EST
      {"commentId":1256261,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}
      Yes. The Gang of Four.

      You're racking up them points, eh?

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      • 3 votes
      #9.8 - Sun Dec 9, 2007 11:00 PM EST
      {"commentId":1256535,"authorDomain":"vikibabbles"}

      lauhal, the next minimeet is going to be sometime in the next week or two, somewhere between your town and mine.

      It is utterly preposterous that we haven't yet met.

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      • 4 votes
      #9.9 - Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:02 AM EST
      {"commentId":1258381,"authorDomain":"PrimarySources"}
      You're racking up them points, eh?

      Just being circularly self-referential, dahlink....

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      #9.10 - Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:09 PM EST
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